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george washington took tarot hair advice
january 2026
there are a lot of white hairs in the pictures christopher anderson took of trump’s administration. trump himself was once a vogue headline for supposedly getting white hair overnight, and how it wasn’t marie antoinette syndrome but something closer to a george washington kind of transformation, a historical way of showing a bit of human bone.
in the 2,098,790 times we’ve seen trump lately, i still can’t understand what his hair color is. it reads as blondish, but in the logic of hair, if he got rid of one gray, seven more would grow in its place.
being deeply superstitious, i never touched mine. la bonne brosse and olaplex will never beat the power of tarot cards when it comes to hair. word is that this is how george washington went from red to gray in the snap of a second.
and la bonne brosse, olaplex will never - maybe la bonne brosse could almost - beat my venezuelans friends, who have the best (and longest) hair.
but in line with other realizations i’ve been having about hair, makeup, skincare, and nails, it mostly comes down to zanahorias (carrots), an adjective in venezuela used to describe people who eat and live well.
maybe george washington had all these secrets from the tarot cards.
tjanuary 2026
there are a lot of white hairs in the pictures christopher anderson took of trump’s administration. trump himself was once a vogue headline for supposedly getting white hair overnight, and how it wasn’t marie antoinette syndrome but something closer to a george washington kind of transformation, a historical way of showing a bit of human bone.
in the 2,098,790 times we’ve seen trump lately, i still can’t understand what his hair color is. it reads as blondish, but in the logic of hair, if he got rid of one gray, seven more would grow in its place.
being deeply superstitious, i never touched mine. la bonne brosse and olaplex will never beat the power of tarot cards when it comes to hair. word is that this is how george washington went from red to gray in the snap of a second.
and la bonne brosse, olaplex will never - maybe la bonne brosse could almost - beat my venezuelans friends, who have the best (and longest) hair.
but in line with other realizations i’ve been having about hair, makeup, skincare, and nails, it mostly comes down to zanahorias (carrots), an adjective in venezuela used to describe people who eat and live well.
maybe george washington had all these secrets from the tarot cards.